A new invention has been announced and was on exhibit at the recent Paris Electronic Fair, The crowds that lined up at the booth to view this exciting new electronc marvel exceeded all records of the past.
Invented by the PSI Company of Amsterdam, Mish Shugana, CEO, extalled the virtues of their new cell phone marvel. (PSI= Painless Suppository Inserter)
The excitement concerns a cell phone, inserted rectally, obviously hands free. Instead of annoying rings the phone vibrates internally and can therefore be tken where normally cell phones are discouraged, i.e. theaters, etc.
Still secret is how one dials a number but all details will be revealed on Fox news on the Bill O'Reill show, date to be announced on radio, TV and your local newspaper the week of April 1, 2009
If interested in purchasing one of these phenonemal new walkie talkie phones send an email to LANCEDOC1@AOL.COM and details will be sent you.
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- Al Hoffman
- Neverland, United States
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